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1. “Moby-Dick,” Herman Melville
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2 men have sex This classic, written by Herman Melville, supposedly recounts a monomaniacal man’s vengeful quest to kill a monstrous whale. Spoiler alert: Captain Ahab doesn’t find “Moby-Dick” until chapter 133 — after a shipload of foreshadowing that Ahab will totally die.
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2. “Romeo and Juliet,” William Shakespeare
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3. “Lolita,” Vladimir Nabokov
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4. “The Catcher in the Rye,” J. D. Salinger
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5. “The House of Mirth,” Edith Wharton
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