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1) “My Lady Jane,” by Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton and Jodi Meadows
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naked daughter and mom Okay, so it’s not exactly what you’d expect to find in a historical fiction — it’s so much better. This is one of the most charming novels I have ever read. I’d much rather read this rendition of Lady Jane Grey’s story than any history book rendition.
2) “The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue,” by Mackenzi Lee
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3) “And I Darken,” by Kiersten White
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