Texas Alcohol Laws
If you've ever been at a ranch in Texas and driven two hours on a beer run, then you know how annoying the state's alcohol laws can be. (Image via ACB)

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Texas Alcohol Laws

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free european porn clips terri runnels sex tape In actuality though, there are very few true dry counties. Legally, a dry county means all forms of alcohol consumption and purchase are illegal everywhere in the county, whereas in wet counties all forms of alcohol consumption are legal everywhere in the county.

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