A show as creatively crass as "Archer" has many opportunities to sear scenes into the memories of its fans. (Image via Den of Geek)

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10. “Animal Farm” (S3, E12)

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9. “Fighting On A Train” (S3, E6)

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8. “That’s All I Wanted” (S5, E8)

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7. “Wedding Crasher” (S2, E12)

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Katya’s death was an important chapter in Archer’s life. (Image via Wiki)

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6. Getting Close And Personal (S6, E8)

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5. Always Be Berating And Belittling (S4, E7)

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4. “Family Feud” (S2, E9)

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3. “The Cap Slips Off For Like, No Reason” (S1, E2)

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2. “Who Loves Mommy?” (S1, E1)

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1. “M As In Mancy” (S1, E7)

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