While most companies show up to E3 just trying to avoid a social media blunder, the best conferences make gambles and get risky. (Image via Gambit)

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watch free sex webcams Another year has come and gone, and with it so has the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3). Once a small event for members of the video game industry, naked girl in rain now provides over 69,000 people each year with a chance to attend tech demos and developer conferences.

nude black male photography To impress their ever-growing audience, companies pour money into their presentations, create fancy trailers and hire on-stage talent in an attempt to outdo each other (though they claim that’s not their goal. Wink wink). It’s a really big deal, in short.

free celeb porn trailers The biggest games from the upcoming years are shown off to get players excited about spending their money, new hot girls naked sex consoles are debuted and the biggest names in the industry attend to ensure their products are well marketed. It is a nerdy competition at its finest, which means there eventually must be a winner.

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bisexual teen chat room In contrast, some years are boring and completely lacking a giant reveal. E3 2018, for example, will go down in the history books as one that had little to offer. There were no giant secret reveals and E3 has started to become predictable. Players know what is going to happen down to the minute – from the format of the events to the conference drinking game.

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high school free porn “I read on the internet this one time that some of you had some proper shit to say about our press conference last year” Struthers addresses the fake crowd.  “That it wasn’t professional, that it didn’t feel like a real video games conference … That it was all some kind of joke. Well, you were super wrong.”

punk porn free videos To prove that their conferences aren’t just a joke, Struthers says, this year they have “overly flashy graphics,” “guest appearances from personalities you can recognize and project some misplaced familiarity onto” and “this little guy faking like he is playing a new game on the screen despite it clearly being a pre-scripted sequence.”

julie bowen nude scene This is a 20-minute video making fun of Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo, calling its crowd “simpletons” and “stinking bug fuck shit minions.” They even take aim at the cryptocurrency market, launching their own “Lootbox coin” that can only be obtained through loot boxes and whose price fluctuates randomly throughout the day for “no good reason.” The presentation is dark, irreverent and glorious.

fable 2 having sex Devolver Digital figured out what it takes to stand out among the big companies. Smaller companies like them have to show their uniqueness (and craziness, at times) to grab the attention of players. These smaller companies can’t name drop franchises like “Doom” and “Halo,” so they go off the rails to catch players’ attention.

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lesbian kissing and touching Starting with their opening game, “Just Dance 2019,” their conference opens with a musical number featuring a man in a panda costume leading a marching band and a group of dancers from outside the venue and onto the live stage. Really. This was how they started their conference. I don’t even like the game and this got me excited for it.

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black nude female bodybuilder The real reason they rocket their way up to second best is a small moment during their “Beyond Good And Evil 2” showcase. Whether or not you know anything about this game is largely irrelevant here. What you do need to know is that it’s a game with a passionate fanbase that took a long time to get made and seems to have actual humans behind it.

japanese school girl pussy The two presenters on stage were animated, excited and stumbled over their words more than a few times (aka being nervous). They were happy to be there, punctuated by a small moment at the end of their showcase:

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extreme movie nude scene “We nailed it!” can be heard as they walk off stage. Somebody hadn’t turned their mics off in time, and we got to see a small moment of humanity from game developers. It was adorable. Like the guy who showed “Unravel” off, shaking violently while he did so from nerves, it makes me want the game just because we can see the real passion of the people behind it. We don’t get to see that often.

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free nude yoga videos There were a few moments in Bethesda’s conference that are worthy of note, but not enough to make the top three. Their opening skit tries to show the humans behind the game, inject humor into the conference and make them seem approachable and relatable.

lesbians having sex videos Andrew WK showed up and performed his ass off, despite the crowd not being really into it. They tried to be funny and sometimes were (“Skyrim” on Alexa is great), and they even called out Wal-Mart for accidentally leaking the existence of “Rage 2.” It was a decent conference that just fell a little short. It was what is expected of Bethesda at this point, and it’s a little tired. It had some personality behind it, but nothing like the others.

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free black tgirls porn They followed the patterns that Devolver Digital mocked almost perfectly and did everything they could to just not screw up. And that’s no fun. The weird, crazy, potential screw-ups are what give conferences their flavor.

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